Things that were wrong today

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    1) Wing backs against a team renowned for world class overlapping full backs that bomb on
    2) Said positions in 1) above being staffed by lackadaisical players that can't be arsed to put a shift in.
    3) little tippy tappy pathetic square and backwards free kicks on the very rare occasions we had an opportunity to get balls into the mixer. Perkins the number one culprit here
    4) Tunnicliffe getting 90 minutes
    5) Rory Delap not playing. Big game experience, expertise, and a throw that would at least have meant we put it in the mixer occasionally
    6) 6 fouls committed in the entire first half. And three of those were offsides against Harewood. If any stat shows how we didn't get amongst them then that's the one.
    7) Every midfield starter played gash
    8) there is no number 8, in honour of Neil Redfearn.
    9) We aren't very good at football.
    10) I got a bit too drunk.
     
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    We didn't play wing backs.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Correct, we didn't play anyone within twenty yards of either touch line.
     
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    Number 1 , we did not play with wingbacks mate, flat back 4.
    Number 2, see number 1
    Number 3, I do not understand that either, but we are not the only team that does it.
    Number 4. Agree, why?
    Number 5. Agree, why?
    Number 6. You have to get close to them to foul them ! Not all the offsides were offside either !
    Number 7. Agree.
    Number 8.
    Number 9. We are sometimes, just not as good as some other teams, especially ones that won the Premiership last season.
    Number 10. Hope you dont have an hangover tomorrow,
     
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    and still are?
     
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    Wiseman had a shocker, where was he in the 1st half.

    We'd have been more comfortable with wing backs but folk will have complained if McNulty played.

    And Tinnicliffe is gash.
     
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    I gave up after point 1 when you thought we played with wing backs
     
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    .Better players on the bench (again).
    .Etuhu got far too long before being brought off.

    PS. We didn't use wingbacks today.
     
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  9. Tyk

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    Lol, someone's managed to get it then. There was a right full back on the pitch was there? Well done to those who spotted him.
     
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    Why would McNulty have to play if we played wingbacks?
     
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    Because hassell isn't allowed to play under any circumstances
     
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    To be fair...

    ...anyone could be forgiven for getting the system wrong, how deep we were playing!
     
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