Thing's you almost did and glad you stopped yourself going through with

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    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    #1 Eaststand Lower, Jul 11, 2013
    Just walked into a shop in High Green and 1 of the women who works there with a tidy rear end decided to bend over in front of me to stack the bottom shelf. Me in my wisdom almost grabbed her by the hips and pull her towards me.

    Thankfully I managed to stop myself and she saw the funny side otherwise I would have been looking at 18 months
     
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    #2 sadbrewer, Jul 11, 2013
    I know a bloke, a little jack the lad type character..he regularly does exactly that, touching up grabbing boobs and bums etc ..however women just laugh or give him a playful slap..I don't know what the chemistry is but anyone else would be looking at their collar being felt...strange
     
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    #3 Merde Tete, Jul 11, 2013
    A rather different situation but two weeks after I arrived in Russia I was incredibly close to binning my contract and returning home. About a week later I met the lass who I've now been married to for six years and have a little girl with. Funny how things work out!
     
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    #4 Luke, Jul 11, 2013
    Nearly left Korea for Oz and a girl. Wasn't sure about it, stayed and broke up with her. Met a new girl and never been happier.
     
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    #5 Barnsleythruandthru, Jul 11, 2013
    Boxing Day '91 got stopped for speeding and didn't feel like going out, my mate made me and I met a girl, we've been together ever since, married for 17 years and got 2 teenage girls.

    And she's a massive Wednesday fan.

    Needless the say the kids come to the football with me!
     
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    #6 Red-Taff., Jul 11, 2013
    Was she disappointed?
     
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    #7 Jack Tatty, Jul 11, 2013
    Good restraint shown.

    Just got on from gym and woman opposite my house is gardening and bending over in the shortest of summer dresses.
    Managed to enjoy the view for 5 minutes with some light hearted banter before going for a cold shower
     
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    #8 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jul 11, 2013
    Oomph from up Darfield ,she weren`t a looker, hence the name.
     
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    #9 Keith Hill's Jacket, Jul 11, 2013
    Bangkok, 2009, Grand Hyatt. Two chicks with dicks, champagne and baby oil.

    Oh ****, the thread is about 'stopping yourself'.........ooooops thought it said gone through with but wish you hadn't
     
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    #10 Luke, Jul 12, 2013
    Posh barsteward.
     
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