Things you don't see everyday

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  1. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    Number 1, A dwarf getting into the drivers seat of a rover 75

    (worship)
     
    Eaststand Lower, Aug 20, 2009
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    How can you that's 'Apart HEIGHT' !!

    vertically challenged individual
     
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  3. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    RE: How can you nt

    Ive just seen it with my own eyes.
     
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    Simon Davey being praised.
     
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    its a vertically challegned prson, not a dwarf. You sizest. Booo ban him.
     
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  6. BFC Dave

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    just edited my post nt
     
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    If Dwarfs are vertically challenged

    Then shouldnt we call obease fattys, horizontally challenged?
     
    BFC 4 EVA!!!, Aug 20, 2009
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  8. BFC Dave

    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    or

    food averse dificiency syndrome ?
     
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    I belive the phrase fat lovely person is the right PC term to use. Or big boned.
     
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    Chuckle ... harsh but true ! nt
     
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  11. EastStander

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    You could have just stopped at

    a dwarf.
    Anyway, are you sure it was a dwarf and not a midget?
     
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  12. Eaststand Lower

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    RE: You could have just stopped at

    Definatly a Dwarf it was a man everyone knows Midgets are female :D
     
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    emergency tracheotemy on Camden High Street

    Yesterday morning, a bloke having an epileptc fit, two very quick thinking police officers and a biro.
     
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    We've got a dwarf at my local rugby club - he insists he's a "tall dwarf" though. :D

    Mentalist, fair play to him, good lad. Comes from the next valley over and no-one seems to know why he came here. Best reason so far is that he was fired out of a cannon & missed the net.

    Plays occasionally for the 2nds and puts scores up on the scoreboard at 1st's games. Anyway, being sympathetic to his stature, when the new scoreboard was erected it was put up just a little too high for him to reach - so he has to put the numbers up by bouncing on a trampoline. I kid you not :D

    He was banned from watching the City as well btw, can be a bit stroppy at times & likes a beer. When he was arrested he claimed it was a case of "mistaken identity" - at which point he was asked "and who was it then, Happy or Grumpy"

    BTW, just for the PC brigade another mate of mine originally comes from a town a couple of miles away and they don't call them dwarves. They prefer the term "littlebodybighead" - all 1 word when said
     
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  15. Eaststand Lower

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    PMSL quality post mate the Welsh do have a sense of humour then
     
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    PMSL quality post mate the Welsh do have a sense of humour then[/QUOTE]

    Oh yes, we see the funny side in most things. We also have the ability to laugh at ourselves - no need to take everything personally or even seriously. Other than football obviously :D
     
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    PMSL nt
     
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