Things you hate in office jobs.

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  1. Blu

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    Ex-member of staff brings in newborn baby. All women have a look and talk ***** for half an hour, leaving me to answer phones.

    Pathetic.
     
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    If you are the real Blunkett then it's probably your kid anyway...................... hehehe
     
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    If you can't beat em...

    (and I don't think you are allowed to beat babies now we're in Europe) join em. Not got a newborn baby? No worries! Get yourself a "Work-Dodging" Hamster (c) and take that in. Everytime you feel like a break, produce "Work-Dodging" Hamster (c) and pass it around. Marvel at the quantity of office supplies he can get in his little cheeks. Laugh as he goes down Miss Smith's top. Guffaw as you offer to retrieve it for her. Hours of skiving to be had.
     
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    Yep. Big gaffer brings in its spawn the other day so the managers are off limits while they piss about with it.</p>

    In the meantime people are queing up with urgent queries i.e. payments that need to be cleared for payment within the next hour or so.</p>

    Thank fook I'm getting outta there...
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    Random blokes with desks. nt
     
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    Guffaw! Woke the dogs up laughing. nt
     
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    Not being able to.................

    .............shag her right there and then, that bird that keeps walking through the office with her butt stuck out (dribble)
     
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