Today i saw a classic. Driving along Sheffield Road near Gutso when this couple who looked like they were either pissed or smacked up the bloke was in a wheelchair were stood on the footway inbetween the carriageways waiting to cross the road. The right hand lane coming up from the roundabout was clear of traffic so the women tried to push the wheelchair off the kerb & into the right hand lane. She misjudged the camber of the road & tipped the wheelchair up sending the bloke sprawling into the road and she went arse over tit over the wheelchair. (hidebehindsofa)
One of the funniest things I ever saw.... ....was a blind man crossing the road at a pelican crossing; he was sweeping his white stick as he walked across,but the timing of his sweeping was just out so he walked straight into the pole at the other side of the road. He knocked himself down, cutting his head. I laughed so hard I stalled my car. I wife was livid at me and wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the evening.
Me & My Mates Also Witnessed 1 Involving A Blind Man Going to watch The Reds on the train somewhere down South the train arrived at Loughbrough station which only has a short platform and only about 4 carriages stop on the actually platform. Nobody told this blind man who got off at 1 of the carriages that just dropped onto the gravel at the side of the rails. Me and me mates had our heads sticking out of the window to witness the man & guide dog laying on the tracks where he had missed the platform :'( :'(
A couple of weeks ago on the beach Some kids were playing in the sand whilst their Grandad was asleep. They started tipping sand on his feet. After a while, realising he was in such a deep sleep, he wasn't going to wake up, all the kids started shovelling sand over him. Before long he was totally covered from neck down... and still he didn't wake. At this point one of the older kids decided to "mould" the sand - into the shape of a busty lady. The lad deserved an A level in art for his creation! He must have been asleep a good 15 mins, with passers by taking photos of him. Even the passing train stopped so that folks could look... when he finally woke up it was hilarious. his trouser pockets and shoes were full of sand, unfortunately so were his ears.
Remind me? Can you remember the women outside St Pancras station in the Wheelchair who they tried getting in the Taxi?
Joke (told to me by a visually impaired man) Q How does a Blind skydiver know when to brace themselves for landing? A When the guide dog's lead goes slack.
You can if you want but i think all the fans will be heading towards the Cheapmoat so you should be ok
