think i may have posted this before, but what

do you do about a neighbour who watches every move you make ???. He logs all the times I go out walking with our Bess, and when I come home ( except after 6pm, cos he's in bed). Tells me what shift ar lass is on and what time she'll be home. Phones me to say he's bought some boiled ham for my dog, will I take her across to eat it, then tells me she is overweight ( even tho the vet says she is perfect for her breed), dont want to fall out with him, but really getting on my tits

 

Set your lass on to him.

That'll teach him.

 

think you know who I'm talking about, well yer mam would anyway nt

 

Drop us a PM and I'll tell thi. nt

 

sent nt

 

Wait until 6pm when he's in bed

Then go to his house and paint all of his windows black meaning he can't spy on you through the windows plus it will keep him busy for a couple of hours while he cleans them

 

Why black?

I'd go for a multicoloured effect personally, every window a different colour.

 

Sounds like he's lonely mate.

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Why don't you ask him on your walks and let him have a long chat?</p>

 

Windy in "reasonable post" shocker

You getting all social worker on our arses?

 

I'm only a BNP voting fascist bigot on here. nt

 

Thats not what mrx says nt

 

RE: Why black?

I just thought black would be harder to see through

 

You might have a point there actually. I think we should pop round to tommy tykes house and test it out, you paint a window black, i'll paint one bright green and <strike>pater do</strike> erm someone else can paint the walls red.

 

Do you live next door to Windy?

 

Can we swap neighbours Morty? Your neighbour sounds a decent bloke compared to mine.

 

RE: Sounds like he's lonely mate.

cause he cant get out of the house he says, oh my back, oh mi neck, nowt wrong wi im. just too scared of missing summat. Recons he used to walk his sheperd 10 miles a day, I remember that dog very well only walking at the time he had her was from home to pub