This board is a right barrell of laughs ... anyone know any jokes?

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  1. fir

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    #1 fired, Mar 16, 2009
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    #2 Liquoricetyke, Mar 16, 2009
    What's the difference between a cow and cancer?

    Jade Goody doesn't know how to milk a cow

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    #3 fired, Mar 16, 2009
    Wish I'd never asked

    How anyone can find that situation anything other than upsetting is beyond me. To make a joke out of it is utterly tasteless.

    Thanks for trying, I won't ask again.
     
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    #4 Westie, Mar 16, 2009
    My mates married to a cannibal.

    He came home late for dinner and got the cold shoulder.
     
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    #5 stevie, Mar 16, 2009
    Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom.

    "Oh ****," said Tim.

    "Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it."




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    #6 Eaststand Lower, Mar 16, 2009
    Sick But Goody

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