there's a guy walking through sheffield and he hears this screaming and shouting, he goes around the corner and theres this big bull terrier got 3 young kids pinned against the wall, its snapping and slavering and having a right go the kids are screaming and crying, quick as a flash the guy jumps in grabs the dog, wrestles it to the floor, sticks his hand down its throat, grabs its nuts and pulls it inside out, as all this is happening theres a member of the press taking photos, he says thats the bravest thing i've ever seen, lucky you were passing, guys says yeah i was on my way to the match, reporter says wow tomorrows headlines will read blades fan saves orphans from savage dog ! guy says, blade, sod off, ahh sorry mate wednesdayite saves youngsters from rabid hell hound, guy says b0ll0x i'm on my way to oakwell to see the mighty reds !, next days headlines read: BARNSLEY FAN KILLS FAMILY PET
