This Curling thing

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  1. Gue

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    Not only do they use brushes, but a Woman just now (And i use the term woman losely, they look like drag acts) has used a thing to steady her while she slides on the ice, its a metal thing that looks like a bath rail, you know the ones found on the walls in disabled toilets so they can hold on to them.

    Here's what my tacticwould be :
    On your opponents turn, squirt some De-Icer on the ice!!!!!
    They'll have to brush like bloody hell then to get their stones far.
     
  2. Terry Nutkins

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    Against the rules I'm afraid.....

    they can only use hair dryers to melt the ice and by the time they have fecked about plugging them in the stones gone.</p>

    The person who invented it must be a clever chap like. Its not like any other game that can be played in summer on a green by old blokes.</p>

    Its like Ice hockey. its nothing like real hockey.</p>

    I reckon the next big thing in the next winter Olympics will be Ice Darts. The throwers will be allowed to get pissed and walk to the ocke in ice skates.</p>
     
  3. Gue

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    RE: Against the rules I'm afraid.....

    Why not use old people instead of stones??
    give it a new twist,
    just make sure they havn't **** themselves first, mind you replace the brushes with toilet brushes to clean the old crap up and, hay presto!! A new game invented
     
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    RE: Against the rules I'm afraid.....

    Let us tell the funnies!![​IMG]
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: Against the rules I'm afraid.....

    (babyhaha)
     
  6. EastStander

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    RE: Against the rules I'm afraid.....

    ice hockey IS real hockey!
     
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    It was a flippant remark in realtion to.....

    sports adapted by colder countries.</p>

    I prefer Ice Hockey to Hockey anyway. Favourite team? You guessed it right Eastander......Pittsburgh Pengiuns!!</p>
     
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    RE: It was a flippant remark in realtion to.....

    Any reason for your particular affilliation to Pittsburgh teams?
    I'm a Blackhawks and Rangers man.
     
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    I take it you didnt watch the Italian curling team then

    Most definitely didnt look like drag acts - their skip is 21 and a babe

    Pity they werent any good - they wont make the semis
     
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    RE: I take it you didnt watch the Italian curling team then

    Just watching recording of Czech Republic v Finland hockey.........some right babes in the crowd!
     
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    Just put it on

    where in the crowd.
    And is the Finnish 25 related to Baz conlon - just missed a sitter
     
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    RE: Just put it on

    They showed a gorgeous blonde with a Czech shirt on during the interval
     
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    RE: I take it you didnt watch the Italian curling team then

    babe don't sound right from you ....(rulez)
     
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    RE: I take it you didnt watch the Italian curling team then

    She was an attractive lady!
     
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    LOL

    So what should I call an attractive 21 year old female then?
     
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    RE: Just put it on

    It was interval between 2nd and 3rd period - recorded it earlier from Eurosport
     
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    RE: I take it you didnt watch the Italian curling team then

    attractive lady yes thats better ...keep of babe dont go well ...(rulez) ....got to stick to them ..
     

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