this is for any young person about to join up

This happened to me at Aldershot
playing football for the regiment
especially if youare new there
you look at the team sheet see all the names
it does not SGT Sn SO,Capt N so nso major so n so
just names...well i was a Little Yorky Gobby barsteward on the footy field i had beaten 2 men passed the ball to this chap ,i ran on ,he was slow in passing,i shouted PART WE IT lovely person..he did i scored....BUT
several days later walking to dinner properly attired with knife forkn spoon in my top Pocket,was this Seargant major coming to wards me with his stick...Hey Soldier Come here, all he could get me for was me Knife n fork..he put me on Cook house duties ,so i missed the next game.....it was the bloke i called a c88t

 

Inoffensive? With language like that?</p>

I'm frankly appalled. Your generation etc....</p>

 

oh dear!! i do wish i had been born younger?

 

Like me? I was born aged -6

 

Pah.

I curse you & your flux capacitor.

 

Thats when life begins at 6 dut it??

 

RE: Pah.

Hey FTP, i take some Flix tablet b4 fore i got to bed,supposed to make me sleep,well at 77 i get 3 times for a wee walk,now i have a clock just at the toilet door, i had been up 5 times,looked like every 40 mins, i did not have time to Panic i was ack to sleep,then i heard wife talking to her sister on Phone ,looked at the clock 4 40 am...got up to see wots wot..its only Quartere to ffin 9..i had a good night after all .....Flux capaciter is OK

 

RE: Pah.

Kinell fire spadger.
Maybe you should cork your sparracuda?

It has been stated by some people that you & I are the same person.
To be fair - If I live to be 77 & still remember as much as you do I'll be well chuffed.
I'm only 21 and I can't remember what I had for breakfast tomorrow tea time.

You are a star.