Brilliant. Most down to earth and honest release you could get. Loved the "he is very old" bit in particular!!!
He's been doing it with all their signing this off season. He makes me piss, even though he is a ********.
Refreshing, can't see us doing it though. They are up **** creek at the moment so gallows humour is more in order.
Good evening. Tonight we have signed a midfielder called George Moncur on a three-year contract. George is quite lazy, immobile and you can usually see him bent double after one forward run, or ten minutes, whichever comes first. He is quite portly, with distinctive body art and an effeminate top knot. He has an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Bible and will no doubt have all of you shouting 'Jesus Christ' every time he touches the ball. He is as fit as an octogenarian butcher and his old man is a reet pain in the arse to work with. Take care. Martin