Anyone seen the story of the lass selling her cherry - current bidding at £2.5 million To finance a degree in family and Marriage Therapy - if thats not ironic I don't know what is She isnt even that stunning and by definition cant be much good in the sack http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...ons-virginity-2-5m--waiting-better-offer.html
RE: She's probably had more ***** than a pin cushion She's got one eye at netto, and the other at co-op picking up the change!
I'm no stunner and I'm getting on... ... but I wouldn't give a packet o' bovril and a blackies egg for a pop at the cherry... although it'd probably end up being 2 scotch eggs and a sausage roll
Funny nose, massive feet, dodgy eyes... I thought it was only in football that you paid that kind of money for people with such features...
A virgin? In Chicago Rock? When was the last time you went in? Last time I went in most of em had kids older than me!