This is me reporting from Bolton

We are the masters of our own downfall

Now here's Paul Hudson with the weather

 

Here’s me. We are *****.

 

I'm only listening on ifollow but it sounds like we're being torn apart by a Gary ******* Madine led Bolton Wanderers.

Embarrassing.

 

If only we’d got a centre half who could handle a physical battle

Never mind, “the club” regrets selling one now

 

We've had one meaningful attack which got the pen, our only shot on goal.

Both of their goal avoidable. First one we just let their lad run and for their penalty we just fecked about in our own box.

 

So for 3 and a half games we've been total ***** going forward and perennially dodgy at the back. A recipe for success.

Let's hope for a miracle and we actually find our feet at both ends in the second half or we could get battered by the bottom side.

 

Our defence is shocking and needs at least one hard ******* signed for it next month, who will get stuck in. Other night was bad letting someone score their first goal in 46 matches. Today we let someone with 4 goals all season score half that in one half and it had to be someone who used to play for Wendy. Set up with a defeatist attitude. When will we learn that soaking up pressure doesn't work when your defence isn't good? Letting in two goals in 45 minutes to the worse team in the league is absolutely depressing. One on target (penalty so nothing from open play) and no corners tells you how we are just as bad at the other end of the pitch.