This is one of the better ones.

<div>Dear friend,

As I am writing you this mail now, I am in the <span class="EC_EC_yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed"><span class="yshortcuts">United Kingdom</span></span>, my telephone number 44-<span class="yshortcuts">7040197127</span> with my family after I succeeded in transferring the fund with the help of another partner after you backed off. However, I am being considerate because of the fact that you really showed interest earlier and the fact that you started this transaction earlier have spent much and so I drop a cheque of $350,000.00 US Dollars with a small

<span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none">friend of Mine</span> by name, Mr. ani emmanuel His email address is: <font color="#003399"><span class="yshortcuts">iemmanuel88@ymail.com</span></font></div><div>Please I don't want you to feel bad. I would have gone without telling you but I decided to compensate you. I will contact you in due time because I am now on holiday with my family.

Thanks for this wonderful opportunity you created.
To him for security reason. Pleases quote the serial number of the cheque which is 20-7898.

Regards.</div><div>Mr Jonthan</div>

 

Go on son, get involved nt

 

Ker-CHING!!!

Go for it, mi owd!!

 

How small is his friend?

Is he smaller than Diego Leon.

Can you make another T-Shirt with <strike>Midfielder</strike> and left back inserted?

 

Sorted.

Please. I would very wish to become involved in the transaction. I am fully trust and have big appendage for your pleasure.</p>

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Yours in God and that,</p>

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Rick O'Shea</p>

 

Just tried to ring em.

Number not in service. Maybe he's lost his phone down the Legion or something.