This is what i have to put up with... grrrr.

Hi guys just thought i'd introduce mi'sen. I'm dave zadok's sothern house mate.

I'll fill you in on the evenings happenings tonight.

I come in after droping Mrs dave off in sheffield, and zodok is jumping about our pad in a strippy top and short shorts... mmm short shorts.

Why is he jumping about in said sexy shorts?

Because barnsley have scored a goal.

Not that i mind a good bit of male short short action, but not 10 minutes later comes the world most blood curdling scream from t'living room and yet more short shorts flailing in the wind.

Why is this I ask myself, has he cut himself with the bread knife? Has he fallen down the stairs? Has he even won a tenner on the thurderball?

NO.... BARNSLEY HAVE SCORED ANOTHER GOAL.

Is this a good enough excuse to parade though the house with said short shorts at half mast? Is this a good enough excuse to give your poor loving flat mate a heart attack before his time?

So... after the ambulance had been and had wiped me off the floor, and i'd changed my soiled boxers, I devised a cunning plan to keep zadok from any further halm to me, his ever worrying sexuality and his own precious vocal cords...

I present... for wives and girlfriends and worried flatmates everywhere... the Daveco sports warning sign:





Surely its only a game? Discuss!

(I really don't like footy, but I don't begrudge you your right to the beautiful GAME! lol)
(lol)

 

Thas made a ballax of that young un!!

I take it your not doing a degree in computers!!!

 

Well corrected!!

Is Zadok a bird!!??</p>

He looks like a fat Gloria Hunniford with brown hair!!!</p>

 

RE: Well corrected!!

Oi.

 

Go into services and you get an option to get rid of that red dot on the screen!

 

RE: Well corrected!!

Only joking Zadok........</p>

Sharon Osbourne!!</p>

Or Lisa Riley!!</p>

 

Just press Back-Up

gets rid

 

All together now.... Who like short shorts? WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS!

 

RE: Well corrected!!

My hair's only like that cos I washed it earlier and haven't got round to straightening it yet.

And I'm no woman. Just to clear that up.

 

RE: Just press Back-Up

Ah but the services one takes it off after every ad break - useful for recording, well it would be if Sky+ didn't already get rid for you!

 

Not much of a man either mate... let me tell you that!

 

An admittance of straighteners!!

Which ones have you got? The pink GHD's me thinks!!?? </p>

Stop being touchy. Its only a joke!!</p>

 

NAh i think he's got some rimmle ones! Some wet dry ones... and a pair of babylisss... no word of a lie... Southernmans honur.

 

RE: An admittance of straighteners!!

Three pairs.. Dave'll fill you in

I'm off to watch the footy.

Don't believe a word he says. He's southern

 

yes mate... your northern... you lie and get found out... i lie and sleaze over it- 80's style.

 

RE: Well corrected!!

fudge packer?

 

lol

 

RE: gay couple?

only joking.

 

RE: gay lovers....

the political correct term is butt buddies... and if only i had the chance. lol

 

RE: gay lovers....

ah bless young love eh got to take it where you find it.