1. We sign an international striker. We have a vacant number 9 and 10 shirt. We give him number 13. THATS MY SHIRT YOU B*******. 2. Does he play in his jeans? IF not, someone point him towards a launderette. ps he looks quite handy ( H )
9 and 10 shirts I understand that 9 and 10 are reserved for the real bums on seats signings tomorrow.
impressed with the signing to be honest wonder what wage he's on - £5k a week and £1k for the translator?