due to a typo you can only buy match trinkets on line for now. That's my guess. Obviously it's not fact or anything. I've just bought a shiney gold elephant on a keyring, you can strike a red top match on its arse. I hope it arrives soon.
Along with the online clubshop December has been and gone i do believe.</p> Hiya Rob. Will you be apologising on the club website for directing people to a gay bondage site? I would presume you will issue a story urging people not to visit the site in question.</p>
I am led to believe the site has been deleted due to..... Rob advertising it without permision......so I'm told anyway
Oh right. So you're told. I wonder if the creator of that site, whoever he may be, would like the job of Barnsley FC website dude. His writing was clearly better than the existing bloke and I should imagine he has a much better name too.
Kinell fire. I thought it said ''Tit-bits''. I just tried to buy a nipple for £1.76. Gret big brarn 'un it was. The internet shopping is brilliant. I'll attach the instructions below for you: 1. Go to BFC website 2. Click on 'shopping' 3. Select the item you require 4. Get in car & drice to clubshop 5. Hand over cash as swipe machine probably fecked 6. Drive home 7. Return item when flaw discovered 8. Swap for a mug & 27 trinkets 9. Never visit clubshop ever again
I've spotted where you are going wrong Number 4 - it's the dricing that's causing the problem, I tried that in the car once, never again!
No 5? When did they start taking cash? I've been collecting pebbles off the beach for 3 months so I can get a toby tyke mouse mat. I'll overlook 'drice', I'm guessing that's a TFPism or something.
Yes. Are you that bird off Jerry Maguire? Was behind a car the other day, which I thought could have been you. It had a Barnsley sticker in the back. Unfortunately the number plate had ''Isle of Man'' on it - so I was somewhat confused. I'm just happy I only hung out of the window & shouted ''you cat waving dry ******'' once.
RE: Yes. That probably was me. I have a car, and I used to have a barnsley sticker in the back of a different one. Did I have a head? I chose to ignore you.
Nah. Don't think it was you then. Unless you reported me to the Police for drink driving, driving whilst suspended & indecent exposure. You gret vunting vuntoid.
RE: This 'v/c' typing problem You pinching your material from the Simpsons again? Beats Gaz I suppose. He's still nicking his from Saturday Swap Shop.
RE: This 'v/c' typing problem that was a phone he couldn't dial, so B*ll*cks. Ooh I've just come up with the idea for a 'typing wand'. It's my own idea. Do you wear a poncho thing?
Yes. I fashioned my mu-mu from Dirks curtains. Which he fashioned from Jays boxer shorts. I say 'boxer shorts' - more like '**** rag'. Roundsman is Homer. They've had as many jobs as each other.