Thoroughly Depressing Experience Tonight

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Or should I say last night.

    I was out for a few beers with my mates watching the cup final. Not long after full time (about 7:10) I went to the toilet. I was stood at hand dryer whn I heard someone making a strange noise. I turned round to see a middle aged man with his jeans and pants pulled down, showing his arse while having a **** into the urinal.

    If I hadn't been there I would not have believed it but how disgusting. What is wrong with these people? Ruined my evening to be honest.
     
    Conan Troutman, May 31, 2015
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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    You will frequent in those types of bars
     
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    Where was you? I bet the beer was cheap that usually attracts em
     
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    was it one of those gay bars we keep hearing about in the tabloids ? politicians quite like them too, allegedly.
     
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    That's disgusting.......using a hand drier.


    Just wipe em on your jeans and get back to your pint :p
     
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    It went to see DeLa Soul there was none of that sorta shenanigans there.
     
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    You should have told the bouncers.
     
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    In my defence, my zip was stuck, so I had to drop the lot to have a wee.
    Sorry 'bout that.
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    I know. I wish I had now. He came down the stairs, fell down the bottom two and left.
     
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  10. I'm Spartacus

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    Obviously a made up story...
     
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    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Obviously a made up story...
     
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    It sounded like he was in a bad way and needed help for his own sake.
     
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    I once saw a woman minging another lass in a club toilet. Similar experience, but not.
     
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