Those Barstewards who drive through puddles when you're stood at a bus stop...

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  1. Gue

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    I'm one of them.

    Best laugh all day (clown)
     
  2. Gue

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    Sums up everything about you.
     
  3. Gue

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    Maybe I should become a teacher.
     
  4. Hicksy

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    If that's true

    </p>

    ...you're on my wanted list. </p>

    Recently I have resorted to walking to the train station on wet mornings with half a brick, ready to chuck at the nextcnut's car who thinks its funny to soak me through first thing in a morning.</p>

    I'm actually looking forward to it. 3 times in the last month its happend, but the next one will know.</p>
     
  5. Gue

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    Good thing you don't live up here

    Although you know I'd never aim for you Mr Site Admin!
     
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    We all set for Saturday?

    James gave me a call yesterday giving me a few details...should be a good day out!</p>

    Not sure how much drinking I'll be doing though, it's one of my mates birthday on the friday night, and it'll carry on after the football...could be an interesting weekend.</p>

    How was the journey back on Saturday? I was sat with a group of QPR fans and Norwich fans who were giving me free beer, couldn't complain. Plus I didn't get your text 'til I was in Kettering...fecking phone</p>
     
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    RE: We all set for Saturday?

    I wondered where you'd got to.</p>

    Journey home was a laugh, New Forest was rather inebriated and we were joined by Shaun Dooley, the actor who supports the reds.</p>

    Saturday is going to be a belter mate, so much so I'm having an early night tomorrow! Sounds like you're not, but drinking is the best way through it anyway. The sticky above shows the meeting place, 12.00 ish onwards. Then we're off to Holland Park after the game.</p>

    Its the biggest London turnout since the playoffs, if fact in might be bigger. We've got a few comedy american ringers in too, and some female German toothpaste scientists. Sounds a bit Monty Python....</p>
     
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    RE: We all set for Saturday?

    Sounds good!</p>

    Well I saw this girl, and thought I'd go sit near her, then all these drunk QPR fans show up, made a lot of noise, but they were all top lads...even a blunt was sat with them (mate of theirs) all good banter.</p>

    How many of you are turning up then?</p>

    AFter the game I gotta try and figure out how to get around London and find my mates house...though I don't have a clue where he lives. Should be interesting</p>
     
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    RE: If that's true

    So next time i am approaching a puddle, i have to swerve out the way and smash into an oncoming car just so someone doesn't get wet? Righteo.
     
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    RE: We all set for Saturday?

    If you don't even know where he lives you'll struggle mate! If you find out we'll set you off in the right direction anyway.</p>

    Not really sure how many but definitely plenty! </p>
     
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    RE: We all set for Saturday?

    Ahh it's fine, he's said it easy to get to...I'm just a bit **** at the underground, something always seems to go wrong.</p>

    I don't know how you can all live there, I swear after Saturday, I won't want to be there for another year or so!</p>
     
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    No just try taking your foot off the accelerator,

    that way slowing down and not causing a tidal wave.

    just a thought.
     
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    RE: No just try taking your foot off the accelerator,

    Only joking bud. But suprised no one else said it so thought i would.
     
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    If it's me

    Don't be surprised if i stop and then reverse over you!
     
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    RE: If that's true

    </p>

    I thought it was obvious we were specifically talking about mongos who purposely aim for said puddle...</p>
     
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    RE: If it's me

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    Didn't realise you had puddles where you live? </p>
     
  17. Wes

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    Well, not at the moment

    But come May there'll be more than just puddles mate.

    Regn and snow melting aint a good combination especially when the round is frozen solid.
     
  18. Gue

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    and do you realise its an offence too, if your number is taken then you are in trouble matey

    and I seriously do hope so
     
  19. Wes

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    It all depends

    on who you know (kissmyass)
     
  20. Gue

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    check it out mate,it is an actual traffic offence now

    and trust me ...my brother in law will vouch for that ...a standard 3points and £60 he had for doing it
     

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