</p> "Good afternoon sir I am calling from the Global Telecoms and I am wondering if i can talk to you about upgrading your mobile contract."</p> "Do I get free ringdings?"</p> "I beg your pardon sir."</p> "Do I get free ringdings when I upgrade from my downgradings to a better service providings?"</p> At this point he started to explain the pitch and I realised he actually did talk like that and it wasn't a mate mucking about. I felt a bit guilty so I listened to him for a bit before I hung up.</p>
Yes. </p> I used the same one I use when i pretend to be the gardener.</p> "I don't know what time the greedy b4stard will be back."</p>