Thousands of wigs have been stolen from a shop in Sheffield

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Police are combing the area
     
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    That's weird because the police were also called by Barnsley RSPCA last night when all the dogs were reported stolen. The police investigated but couldn't find any leads.
     
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    They were fed some lies so spent all night barking up the wrong tree.
     
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    They were howling mad when they realised how much time they'd lost
     
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  5. KamikazeCo-Pilot

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    and then they found out that loads of kittens had been dumped in a local river. It was a CATastrophe for the boys in blue
     
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    I got caught stealing a calendar a few years ago, ended up with 12 months!
     
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  7. KamikazeCo-Pilot

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    that's terrible. My old man was done for stealing clocks and ended up doing time himself
     
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    I got arrested for taking a really sick bird to the hospital for treatment. Apparently its illegal.
     
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    Thousands of pounds of saucy underwear was destroyed by raiders in Ann Summers, Dundee today.



    Police suspect it's the work of Basque Separatists.
     
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  10. KamikazeCo-Pilot

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    A homosexual man was arrested in Barnsley bus station the other week for practicing oral sex in public. He was released after he convinced police that it was only tongue in cheek
     
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    A visitor to a Dundee bar was surprised to find the beer only two pence a pint. The barman explained that it was the price to mark the centenary of the pub opening. The visitor noticed, however, that the bar was empty. "Are the regular customers not enjoying the special prices?" he asked. To which the barman replied "They're waiting for the Happy Hour"
     
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  12. arabian_ian

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    HaHa Have you been to many bars in Dundee Wooley?
     
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  13. woolley mammoth

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    No, haven't had the pleasure unfortunately pal. Something I should know ?
     
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    Not at all mate. You'd be very welcome in most of them.
    Like all places there are exceptions.
     
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  15. Whi

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    A policeman turned up at Oakwell, half the squad **** themselves.
     
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    Whitey not getting it.

    Police are investigating the vandalisation of a 10,000 gallon storage drum that contained golden syrup. A Police Spokesman stated it was a sticky situation.
     
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    Just been in PC World. You've really got to watch what you say in there.
     
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    The police station toilet was stolen. They have nothing to go on.
     
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