Three Amigos go to Espanya

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  1. CelebrityMonkey

    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    Patrick : Here it is at last, the place we've been looking for.

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    Papa Nino : Hola Hola ! You have come at last all de way from de Barnsley my three amigos, welcome to my Sombrero Emporium.

    Now what ees eet that you want to deeescus ?

    Don : Well.....

    Papa Nino : Ahhh I know ! You have come about the vacant shops in the Alhambraaaaaaa oh the Alhambraaaaaa, eet is my second home....and I would love to expand my beeeesiness but is it wise to set up a sombrero shop in Barnsley ?
    I am theeeenking you do not get much sun.

    Patrick : Erm, well actually we've come about your son El Nino...

    Papa Nino : Ahhhhhhhhhh, I seeeee, you want to buy my bambeeeeno neeeeeno !

    Now that eeees different, come into my shop.



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    After much sangria the quartet finally get down to thrashing out the terms of the deal.

    A final offer is whispered into Papa Nino's ear.



    The three amigos leave the shop.


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    Papa Nino : Hey, you wanna buy life-size statue of Darren Gough your celebrity ? He is winning Strictly.....eet eees special price for you sirs !


    Later on the beach.



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    Patrick : Well, I think we got a proper bargain there, what lovely sombreros !

    Don : Hic, yes....I'm always doing that in shops....hic....forgetting what I went in for...hic...

    Simon : Why is my hat very very little ?

    Patrick : I thought you liked expensive small foreign things ?
     
  2. Gue

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    what the f**k is this?

    puppets?

    muppets?

    or your first team?
     
  3. Cor

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    Funny .... but deep :) nt
     
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    RE: Funny .... but deep :) nt

    its gerrin a bit too creepy for me
     
  5. CelebrityMonkey

    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    RE: Funny .... but deep :) nt

    Creepy ? The sun was setting while we took the pics, that explains the spooky shadows.
     
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    Meh, 5/10, must try harder Danger!. Keep trying, you might come up with something that can be described as witty one day.
     
  7. CelebrityMonkey

    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    Well I'd only give it 1/10 seeing as I'm not actually in it.
     
  8. Gue

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    How long before www.markstokesinsiderinfo.co.uk has

    'Celebrity Chimp' ? and his adventures ?
     
  9. Aus

    Aussie Ade Active Member

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    RE: How long before www.markstokesinsiderinfo.co.uk has

    what is it they say?

    copy is the ultimate flattery?
     
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    lol

    and there must be a part 2 to this - simon gets sun burnt, don does 'flamenco' and patrick buys real madrid as a feeder club for us.
     

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