Patrick : Here it is at last, the place we've been looking for. Papa Nino : Hola Hola ! You have come at last all de way from de Barnsley my three amigos, welcome to my Sombrero Emporium. Now what ees eet that you want to deeescus ? Don : Well..... Papa Nino : Ahhh I know ! You have come about the vacant shops in the Alhambraaaaaaa oh the Alhambraaaaaa, eet is my second home....and I would love to expand my beeeesiness but is it wise to set up a sombrero shop in Barnsley ? I am theeeenking you do not get much sun. Patrick : Erm, well actually we've come about your son El Nino... Papa Nino : Ahhhhhhhhhh, I seeeee, you want to buy my bambeeeeno neeeeeno ! Now that eeees different, come into my shop. After much sangria the quartet finally get down to thrashing out the terms of the deal. A final offer is whispered into Papa Nino's ear. The three amigos leave the shop. Papa Nino : Hey, you wanna buy life-size statue of Darren Gough your celebrity ? He is winning Strictly.....eet eees special price for you sirs ! Later on the beach. Patrick : Well, I think we got a proper bargain there, what lovely sombreros ! Don : Hic, yes....I'm always doing that in shops....hic....forgetting what I went in for...hic... Simon : Why is my hat very very little ? Patrick : I thought you liked expensive small foreign things ?
RE: Funny .... but deep nt Creepy ? The sun was setting while we took the pics, that explains the spooky shadows.
Meh, 5/10, must try harder Danger!. Keep trying, you might come up with something that can be described as witty one day.
RE: How long before www.markstokesinsiderinfo.co.uk has what is it they say? copy is the ultimate flattery?
lol and there must be a part 2 to this - simon gets sun burnt, don does 'flamenco' and patrick buys real madrid as a feeder club for us.