<font face="Verdana"> <u>THE THREE LITTLE PIGS</u> </p> This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. </p> </p> A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. </p> She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. </p> She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: </p> 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' </p> </p> The teacher paused then asked the class: </p> </p> 'And what do you think the man said?' </p> </p> </p> </p> </p> One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f*ck me!! A talking pig!' </p> </p> The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.</p></font>