Chumpionship new boys Bransley are set to swoop for Oldhum wonderkid Kris Tailor. Tikes boss Handy Richie has lodged a bid of £3.50 - plus stalker Dreamboy3000 - for the highly-rated youngster, who has also been watched by Premierskip giants Evertown. Bransley chairman Gored Don Sheephead said: "We want rid of the stalker. He's a pain in the brown-eye. Plus, we are of the opinion that Kris Tailor is the bestest player in the world, ever."