Time to welcome the new recruits with some poetry by Richard Kell

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    A young man named Dominic Werling
    From a town that was very near Berlin
    Decided one day
    That he would be gay
    And skipped down the street mincing and twirling
     
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    Oh aye.

    There was a full back called Kozluk
    Something that rhymes with f uck
    Blah blah blah blah blah
    Blah blah blah blah blah
    Tra la la la la la la f uck

    Beat that.
     
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  3. Isl

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    woohoo, do I count as a new recruit. I'm now on broadband and everything.

    Take that technology!
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

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    I must count too then.

    I had my non existent hair cut on Saturday.

    There was a bloke from Isle of Wight
    Something that rhymes with *****
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Tra la la la la la la *****.

    I'm pretty good at this.
     
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  5. Isl

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    You're very good at it. The way you rhymed ***** with ***** would make Vanilla Ice proud.
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    I didn't.

    I rhymed "something that rhymes with *****" with "*****".
    You have to use your imagination.
    It's my play on interactive BBS technology.
    Maybe your new broadband isn't working correctly?
    It'll be your modem & that.

    Got to go now.
    I can't resist the Barry Ocean CD I have in the car.
     
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    Have you seen the offer on down at tesco?

    Free spoff with ever £50 spent.

    [img=http://www.tesco.com/superstore/p/images/ghpPetrol.gif]

    It doesn't include paying as you pump though,
     
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