Dont have a few bevvies in the back garden and then decide its a good idea to do a bit of gardening. That bit of ivy around the outside light can wait while tomorrow. Dont try cutting it with hedge cutters in the dark because you will only end up being electrocuted and all the power off to the house. Trust me on this one.
I've got one of those from a few years back For a start, it is probably best not to share a house with Hicksy's girlfriend, but if you ever find yourself in that unfortunate situation, whatever you do, don't get yourself ready for bed, sit in the lounge reading the Independant, and come across an advert for 99p beers at Hedonism, free admission. Because if you then make the mistake of getting re dressed, and jumping in the earliest taxi available, and subsequently getting hammered, you only have yourselves to blame ........ If you then go on to decide that the best use of your time is to decorate your front room at 2:30am, carefully masking the woodwork, then sanding it down, before realising you're all out of gloss..... And then you Miss your alarm, the one you set because you're catching a plane in the morning. It's definitely your own fault. Hope this helps.
