to all u so called fans

u lot who arnt goin to oakwell an moan = clowns
u lot who arnt goin to oakwell but will go wehn big teams in tarn = clowns
u lot in east an west stands who are like status who cant sing = clowns
u lot who slag keeef off = clowns
u lot who moan abart keef = clowns
u lot who rekon bobbins an davey are better = clowns

keef is the best ever at oakwell but sum of u want him out. i think u are clowns.

i wunder if all u moaners who slag off keef will be sorry wen he gets us to prem. he will tell u all that u are clowns an he will be rite.

i bet most of the clowns wh slag off keef arre wtching **** man utd tonite an suppotin them an sayin why cant we be doin this. well go an watch man u coz bfc dunt need clowns.

 

What about fans that wear big red shoes a big red nose and wear a flower that squirts water? What are they?

 

you missed one lpt

author of thread = clown

hth

 

is there a circus in town bcos we appear to have a lot of clowns about

 

I made the list

 

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said "Far out, - What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"
You know, - Well you know you had it comin' to you,
Now there's not a lot I can do

 

where are the clowns,
there ought to be clowns'
send in the clowns

 

if u dont rate keef ur a clown an a fool. best manager in are div FACT. SUm of the posts on ere abart hill are embarasing an a rekon that if he leaves it will be coz of the clowns an moaners. oakwell is dead most of time even tho all us crews in the ponty team up an mek sum noise for the boys but all the past it fans just sit there an mek no noise at all.

players enjoy noise an atmosfear FACT. sum try to give one at oakwell FACT. most dont help an just sit there eatin FACT.

mek sum noise.

 

All hail Kim-Jong-Un!

 

word bruv.

 

Clown fettish or clown phobia?

Which is it?

 

Re: Clown fettish or clown phobia?

thats why they shouldnt drink red bull sends them daft and no not the clowns

 

Translation:

You are making same as and typing original typing your primary post polish brilliance english translator and then sweat translation translating it back carrying? Great fun of truth?

 

Re: Clown fettish or clown phobia?

I stopped reading your post after one sentence. Clown

 

A dad hires a clown for his kid's 7th birthday party.
The clown gets up in front of the kids, puts his hand in his pocket and says
"Right, if you kids can guess what I've got in my pocket you win it as a prize"
"Is it a sweet mister?"- "No it isn't a sweet"
"Is it a toy mister?" - "No it's not a toy either"
"Is it money mister?" - "No it isn't money"
What is it then?
"IT'S MY ****!" shouts the clown- at this point the kids father grabs the clown and drags him through to the kitchen and says "What the hell are you playing at? These kids are only 7 years old"
Clown says "Look I'm really sorry- I usually do an adult act and I'm a bit hungover today and accidentally went into the wrong routine- it won't happen again"
Dad says "It better not or I'll phone the police- now get back through there and entertain the kids"
Clown gets back up on stage and says "OK kids, lets start again if any of you can guess what I'm holding in my pocket you win it as a prize"
"Is it a sweet mister?"- "No it's not a sweet"
"Is it a toy mister?" - "No it isn't a toy"
"Is it money mister?" - "No it isn't money"
"What is it then?"
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Clown looks at the father and says "You better phone the police- it's my **** again"

 

Re: Clown fettish or clown phobia?

ey up joey lad how u doin. saw your lad a few days ago. he had seen billy an was on about some oil that he put in his car lol. billy sed he were barmy an probly put it in petrol tank lol. billy sez he needs to put his car into scrap lol.

 

Am I a clown?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?

 

Re: Clown fettish or clown phobia?

Still not funny.

 

Re: Am I a clown?

right lad let's see your credentials'
size 19 shoe, very good
funny walk, excellent.
good at making crowd laugh, admirable,
making errors, looking funny, smahing.
i'm very happy to inform you that you've got the job of left back mr McEVELLY

 

2 cannibals sat eating a clown - one cannibal pulls a face & says to the other