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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    So as I was walking down the street Batman appeared and hit me over the head with a vase "T'pau!"


    Shouldn't that be "Kapow!"? I asked.


    "Sorry no" he replied "I've got china in my hand".
     
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    Baddum tisch. This lass told us the same joke in the pub the other day and my mate was so unimpressed that he said he was going to deck-her outside. Get it.
     
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    Her name wasn't Carol by any chance was it?
     
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    Red hair and slim?
     
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    She did give her heart and soul though bless her.
     
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    But she was trying to woo her valentine.
     
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    fek me Bobs, this fred reminds me of working in Tavistock in 1987....... T'Pau were No1. I remember watching it in my cr.appy digs on't Top of the Pops!!

    Seems like a different lifetime.
     
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