To take a leaf out of Shefftykes book

I think I'm dying.</p>

Christmas is **** for the kidney's and mental state.</p>

 

Booo! You can't hack the pace.

Young uns nowadays.

 

f

uck off you weird accent speaking clown.</p>

Happy new year</p>

 

Old lovely person.
Go neck some whizz

 

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I've already had 3 grammes of smack and a bag of cocaine. I'm currently eating some weed.</p>

 

Youll be shitting yourself feeling numb watching the shadows stab each other.....nice.

 

I'm a paranoid old lovely person according to you then?

You out tomorrow before't game lad?</p>

 

RE: I'm a paranoid old lovely person according to you then?

Yeap. And if Tarn lose I cant go home.

 

Come to mine

I've got a cupboard full of class A's and a cellar full of FHM honeys.</p>

That should take your mind off of the loss.</p>

</p>

 

RE: Come to mine

Ill settle for having the class A's sucked off my **** by miss sheffield..
Take that you dago bitch.

 

Chortle

I haven't seen her since she smoked my **** the other bank holiday monday in August</p>

 

RE: Chortle

I did ask those tarts from the band twin if they fancied having rancid feta sprayed up their shitbox but they declined.
Shame that, id not washed my knob in ages hoping for that oppourtunity

 

tezza, you on the sauce?

thought so</p>

 

RE: tezza, you on the sauce?

How was Christmas in Rotherham? did it go ahead or did the pakis ban it

 

I've got a recovery bottle of chablis on the go

Which is not ******* working</p>

 

RE: tezza, you on the sauce?

it was allreight at our house

 

RE: tezza, you on the sauce?

Wasnt at Eastwood, seen more festive sprit down our shitter