To the people who stil live int tarn

would you ever move art of barnsley if so were would you go

 

Peak District/North Derbyshire countryside.

With all the other working class Tories.

 

You could all build your houses out of the daily mail.

 

Build?

Mail readers don't like new builds ruining the area.

 

I'd build a moat to keep the likes of you and all the other working class martyrs from the other side of the tracks out.

Might take up hunting an'all.

 

new york

 

Hunting anal?

You & Jay on a '**** hunt' of North Yorkshire.
A lovely image, I'm sure you'll agree.

You could film it in a lovely village, like Goathland or summat.
It could be called 'Arsebeat'.
Am I right?

 

1 in the pink 1 in the stink ?

Or it could be based in a West Yorkshire village and called 'Where the arse is'

 

RE: 1 in the pink 1 in the stink ?

Aye.

Or it could be based in a Motel where BFC player Nicky is unhappy about being dry loved by Jay.
I look forward to the first series of ''CrossWroe''.

 

RE: 1 in the pink 1 in the stink ?

Alternatively, we could give 'Blind Date' a fresh look, hosted by Barnsley's glass legged centre half and call it 'Carbon Dating'

 

RE: 1 in the pink 1 in the stink ?

A snooker show for Afro Carribeans? Pot Blackies.
A talk show hosted by a Barnsley bloke covered in boot polish? Darky.
A sitcom featuring an AC/DC ex-footballing corpse? Bi George.
A kids show where a fat gay witch looks through peoples brown windows? Jay School.
A reality show where the BFC number 9 goes to Asia in search of his next goal dressed in a black leather jacket? Jappy Hayes.

All those are cack on a stick.

 

A reality show where the BFC number 9 goes to Asia in search of his next goal dressed in a black leather jacket? Jappy Hayes

paul hayes wears number 8

 

Relax, TFP knows **** ALL about football in general, and BFC in particular.

 

then i shall let him off

 

It's the kind thing to do for simpletons.........

 

Left Twice....

Once to Oxford for a year as a uni placement. Came back at end.
Once to Chester/Scouse Wales as a PhD student. Failed course, so moved back to Barnsley with my proverbial tail between my legs.

Now technically living in Rotherham though (Brampton).

Hoping to have a Barnsley address early in the new year though

Dave