To the tune of Tom Hark

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I like a bra
    I like a panty
    I like a drink but
    I love Devante

    Wish he'd start scoring when he's clean through though. He's the deadliest player we've had in a long time when it comes to getting on the end of passes/crosses in to the box and sticking it away; all five of his goals have been like that, but he's missing a one on one chance every game. That's not a criticism as such, he's young and here to learn, I just wish he'd learn how to do that faster. He's scored 5 in 8 starts which is a good return, but I don't think I'd be exaggerating if I said he could have had three times that many if you only include the very good chances.
     
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    Jay, I'm afraid you'll have to hum that tune for the younger element on here
     
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    'we're having a party when Thatcher/Morgan dies'

    That tune.
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Wednesday sing
    I don't know why
    'Cos after the match
    They're going to die

    Is probably where they've heard it
     
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    well done Jay - on the one hand 'panty' must be the only word in to rhyme with Devante.

    On the other hand 'panty' isn't a proper word - it can only be used in the plural - panties.

    (why am I typing such rubbish?)
     
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    He's as good as his dad
    He's as good as his dad
    Devante Cole is as good as his dad
     

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