"To the world you're one person.....

...But to one person you might be the world."

It's ***** like that which has led to the deterioration of Western Society.

 

Thank **** for that second sentence. I thought you'd been aon the lentils at lunch

 

Actual quote from paying customer this a.m

Not directed at me thank ****. The vomit fair sprayed thro' my gritted teeth.

 

You've my 'spec for working face to face with Joe Public.

gf's mate met her new boyf at a "tribal body painting gathering". Kid thee not

 

Eh - Choirboy **** Canoodler ...

That race to 200 posts we weren't having.
I was on 193 ... you were on 197.
I'm now on 142.
It seems my posts are being disposed of.
I know they are ***** ... but that's just taking the piss.

Can I sue Cazi?

 

RE: Eh - Choirboy **** Canoodler ...

Saw that, very strange. Maybe they just left you with the ones that were funny. Yes, yes, that'll be it.

 

Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

She's bought him off't net.

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

Story goes she knocked on the door and this naked bloke answers painted head to toe in Oxford Blue.

Could have been a tellytubbies party I suppose.

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

At TM's house it'll be Cambridge Green or whatever those priveleged silver spoon in mouth pillow biters were.

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

If it was Cambridge brown, TM could save on the cost of the paint.

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

btw, where's Silky Joe gone on his hols ?

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

Carcroft, Brigg, Thorpe Arch and Hull

 

RE: Tribal Body paint Gathering ????????

Him & Mrs Hairbear touring the furniture mega stores of England.

In a past life I used to try and sell furniture. THE most degrading job. Ever.

 

Pffffff.

Just spat coffee across my desk.

Seriously - he's gone in a Caravan without his epileptic medication.
I think he's staying on Fittys.