Tubing radio in and classic FM came on. Me: is this Handel? Lad at work: what's that? Me: who. He's a composer. Him: no idea Me: oh. I bet you're more of a Bach kind of guy right? him: who? Me: nevermind. How about Wagner? Him: from xfactor? Me: no he's another composer. You must know him. *Hums ride of the valkyries* Him: never heard it Me: you must know at least one famous composer? Him: I don't think so. Me: Schubert? Brahms? Tchaikovsky? Him: No idea Me: Mozart? You must know Mozart. Him: who's that? Me: probably the most famous composer ever. EVERYONE knows mozart. Come on you must know at least one? How about Beethoven? Him: the dog?
We once had a dog and called it Grieg: why you may ask well it would **** its leg up when it was in the lounge and Peer Gynt Suite okay al get mi coite...
Watching a programme about the Second World War at the Youth Club I worked at once. Asked a young lad if he knew any Churchill sayings. He looked at me and said " is it that dog that sez Oh Yes."?