RE: Where did you observe this? nt Stinky London. Had to suppress the urge to say "I didn't know you were left handed" as it would have been far too Partridge.
RE: Where did you observe this? nt That's where your problem lies - invest. They are fcking great. Especially south of Nottingham.
It's just wrong anyway I'm quite capable of w@nking myself off.....if a lass is "offering her services" in that department then I'd prefer they were using their mouth
I think I've just arrived in a parallel universe I also think I should refrain from saying 'I've arrived' in this thread.</p>
I'm sorry to hear that Eastie. You appear to be one of the sad ill-equipped gents who can't self fellate. All us big boys can, it's great.
RE: I'm sorry to hear that Eastie. I particularly enjoy cumming on my own face. It's degrading on so many levels. Hi kids.
RE: I'm sorry to hear that Eastie. Why waste all that yummy goodness? Reduce, Recycle, Re-use, that's what I say (and so does Bob the Builder).
Have you seen the film Club Shortbus by any chance? The guy in the opening scene attempts that trick but misses "all over his face" and it ends up in his mou......