t'old fella's just been round collecting for hospice lottery

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  1. Jay

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    £5 a month. Been doing it for years and never won a bean. He's looking smart these days though and I do like his new car.
     
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    Wouldn't be a tall thin chap would it?.....I also have been giving him my £5....I also have never won a sausage
     
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    He's collecting double next month as he'll be away the month after. Maldives or summat he said. Must be doing alright for himself.
     
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    Before anyone takes umbrage, it's a joke. He's the most pleasant, honest old fella you could wish to meet.

    Anyone want to sign up to the hospice lottery then it's here:

    http://www.barnsleyhospice.org/fundraising/lottery.aspx

    I can't promise you'll win owt, but your money will be going to a very good cause.
     
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    Shame that you've to qualify everything now as not being deadly serious.
     
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    He's got a lovely villa in Marbella with a Aston Martin on the drive, not sure how he earns his money tho
     
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    My lottery collector been telling me he's bought a ranch in Texas
    Says he can get in his car drive for three hours and still be on his own land.
    Yeah I said I know what you mean, I used to have a car like that
     

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