Can't afford Sky</p> Don't fancy travellin' to town</p> It'll be freezing cold anyway.</p> Will pay a <strike>tenner</strike> fiver to sit with you and watch the game on your telly - provide <strike>six cans of</strike> some beer for your use and throw in a woman. Dunno who she'll be, and can't guarantee the quality, but i'm sure some <strike>slap</strike> nice lass will oblige.</p> Offers?</p>