Tonight I'll be mostly drinking........

3 litres of Strongbow and a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Oh and I forgot to mention the large bottle of Mad Girlfriend as a last order. That can be bought free of charge form me at any point.

 

smirnoff black for me.. (pint) at this rate i'll feight me mam.. (lol)

 

sounds tasty..BTW ...Richards...What a bender!

 

Tonight I'll be mostly drinking........ whisky!!!!!!

Bet that was a surprise!

 

I alway find that Spatacus has a penchant for posts that are both.....

informative and mad at the same time. A little bit like Graham Taylors substitution of Gary Linekar. </p>

Alan Smith ffs</p>

Not the Alan Smith of Man U young pups but the side partinged (not a word - I know) assasin from Leicester.</p>

 

Thats one drink

that makes me lose it, i'll feight the world an his brother on that.

not a good drink for me. (NOOO)

 

ballax.

only kidding terry..keep up the good work.</p>

I will re-iterate..I'm off on holiday skiing tomorrow...bonza!</p>

 

Ok then thats Guernseys Xmas box sorted.....

I always buy presents so I can get summat out of it. I bought the young Nutkins an XBox 360 and an Xtra large stone Island coat for xmas. He'll grow into then in about 20 years.</p>

Disclaimer</p>

Young Nutkins is 9 months old but can type better than Stevie</p>

 

somehow mate

i cant picture you on ski's.. ff

 

**** me is everybody telling me how good their Hols are for a reason.........

You'll be the 2nd person i'm going to say, &quot;I wish I was coming was coming wi thi!!</p>

**** me! I might get as far as Hemsworth Water park at this rate this year!!</p>

</p>

They have a beach so **** off</p>

 

RE: Ok then thats Guernseys Xmas box sorted.....

there was one time i won a litre of Bells, drank half a bottle and lost it it with the exmissus, rather then kill her i jumped in the 4x4 and went for a spin, silly cow jumped on the bonnet thinking i'd stop, she slid off the bonnet, 2 days later i went home not remembering anything, missus black an blue through falling of said 4x4. felt guilty as fook, so took her to india as a "i'm so sorry present"

(H)

 

Is that it, FFS?????

your 1000th post!!

Where's the firework display and the rows of Daily Sport dancing girls????


Or, did I miss one?

 

Get used to it.. Im clumsy, lacking technique but powerful.

Its just my left hand turns that let me down.</p>

Franz Klammer..eat you fecking heart out.</p>

 

hahahaha

 

****** I got side tracked mate.............

I;ll come up with it for the 1005th. The celebration of the first 1005th celebratary post on the BBS!!

 

I may not have been weaned on whisky, but

I was teethed on it, was given it "for a cold" for every (and I mean EVERY) illness, measles, chicken pox, scarletina, tonselitis, headache, diarrhoea, food poisoning.....toothache was treated with whisky!

It doesn't make me aggressive I just talk a lot of ****!!!