Tonight

2 minute cabride into town &pound;4.50</p>

Ale &pound;48.57</p>

Pies. &pound;128.56</p>

Ticket &pound;15 + &pound;1 booking fee + 26p for the phonecall</p>

Programme &pound;0.00 , who wants to Read Rob Knowles musings ? - Spellcheck 'r' us.</p>

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Total cost all that = me properest fan.</p>

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why ..............

are you only having 2 pies??

 

Look at it in context though

Cost for you of stopping in.

Dominoes Pizza - £126 (+20p phone call)
Morrisons own brand lager(2.2%) £3.20
Northern Angels - £1245 (less loyalty discount) total - £12.35.
Climax TV - £5.00

Total Cost - work that out = dirty great fat pervert

 

But..

2 minute cabride into town £4.50

Ale £48.57

Pies. £128.56

Does not go to the club.

 

It's cheaper to get a woman in and have a more enjoyable night.

 

What time is your taxi?

If you pick me and my mate up on the way, thats only &pound;1.50 each.</p>

Saving &pound;3.00, which might just get you half a lager in blah's.
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I don't go for the expensive ones. A couple o' bob and supply your own penicillin