Tonight's starting XI

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  1. Gue

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    <p align="center">Annaliese.</p><p align="center">Imogen. Marie. Susie. April</p><p align="center">Jo-Jo. May. Sylvia. Chelsea.</p><p align="center">Lauren. Rosina.</p>

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    1st team coach: Me.</p>

    Kitman: TFP.</p>

    Official Photographer : The Farmer.</p>

    Shower Attendendant: SM</p>
     
  2. The Full Ponty

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    New signings we need:

    (1) The dark skinned lady from last Friday
    (2) The petite blonde lady from last Friday
    (3) The tall dark haired lady from last Friday
    (4) Anyone from the Purple Door this Friday

    And centre halves be damned & that.

    Witdancingdollarsart.
     
  3. Gue

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    Lisa ?

    Windows Media. Oh yes.
     
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    RE: Lisa ?

    Can't view such things here.
    I could view such a picture of you sent it (not a link) to my hotmail account ... if I had such a thing.

    "Here love - what will you do for these five tokens? ... eh, no - I want to see the inside of it & everything".

    Hi Mum.
     
  5. Gue

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    Hang on a bit

    I've not sent anything at all about Lisa or Dawn but unfortunately as a link. i'll try again to not send the full thang.
     
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    Need to speak to the Farmer.

    The footage he "shot" in TARN is now on the interwebnet.
    I'll find out where for you.

    We're also putting the infamous "f*ck her, Dave" onto one of these here modern website thingies.
    My favourite line:
    "Go on, youngster, it's about time you stuck your **** in her lovely person".

    Hi kids.
     
  7. Gue

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    Excellent

    Dawn's on her way from my work account. Thank fck I'm self employed.
     
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    RE: Excellent

    Is "self employed" code for "furious masturbator"?

    You and the farmer are like peas from the same filthy, disturbing little pod.

    Cheers, by the way.
     
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    Has Dawn lost something?

    She seems to be searching for summat.

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  10. Gue

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    She's a bit rude

    Sticking her tongue out like that. Top website. I shall be employing myself there for a little while. Dawn has some equally rude friends.
     
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    I call my sparracuda "Son".

    I like to see my "Son" rise at dawn, or summat.

    When I win the £120m Euro jackpot I'm buying two clubs:

    (1) Barnsley Football Club
    (2) The Dancing Dollar Lapdancing Club

    I'll spend much more time at one than the other.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: I call my sparracuda "Son".

    There'd be some proper team building and a new incentive scheme for Brian Howard.
     
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    Aye.

    Nardy would be next door, so to speak.

    The Pakistani fast bowler who plays with the Farmer is heading over to the UK early this year.
    It seems he enjoyed his training session in Prestwich quite alot.

    To be fair - I think he's taking a "liberty".
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: Aye.

    Right up to the root by the sounds.
     

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