LJ: Look Guys if we lose tonight we become teh worst Barnsley team since 1959 when we lost 8 on the trot.... You don't want that do Ya? Team: No Boss! Hopefully that should give em a good kick up the wotsits
No, it will be: look lads if we don't win tonight then I'm on the dole tomorrow morning, after that you will get another manager who would probably play you all in your right positions and give you tactics that are more logical. You don't want that nightmare do you?