We're going to sign 4 players in the early hours and sell Nicky Wroe to Tommy Treddlehoyle for £1.5million depending on appearances. Robbie Williams is going on loan to the Longbow. All 4 new players have black faces and white arms and currently play for teams in the Unibond league. Brian Howard has turned down a move to Real Madrid as they wouldn't give him the no 7 shirt. The club has recruited a web design expert who knows how to remove old news from the official site The Dil Raj is to sponsor Martin Devaney in an attempt to fire him up and improve his runs I'm fed up of sitting here for 9 hours waiting for news only to be knocked back again Now for tonight's tipple - any suggestions?
You seem to be on form tonight! I've not been in long and am half way down a bottle of Blossom Hill Merlot. Hear your back here next week.
At last, a response... I've been sitting in front of this bloody screen all day waiting for news of new signings etc - no such luck Anyway good to hear from yer...
correction - latest news featherstone rovers have come in with a late bid for robbie williams, two jockstraps and a scrum cap for the keeper
Crystal phones me if there's any news whilst I'm at work. I hear you had an eventful trip back home! (bustin)
Quote Gordon Davey, landlord of the Longbow: - "We made Robbie a good offer, but in our current financial position we cannot be dictated to by agents who are ruining the game. We wish Robbie all the best with Featherstone and thank him for his services"
Are you refering to the students... ... on the ferry? If so it was highly eventful, if not totally uneventful
They were having problems changing... ... euros into pounds so I stepped in and offered my experienced advice, and a better exchange rate
