Top 10 singles of this year

1. The Reynolds Girls 'I'd Rather Jack'

2. Johnny Hates Jazz 'Shattered Dreams'

3. Brother Beyond 'The Harder I try'

4. Curiosity Killed The Cat 'Misfit'

5. Nick Berry 'Every Loser Wins'

6. Anita Dobson ' Everyone should fall in love'

7. Hootie & The Blowfish 'Anal Probing'

8. Cat Stevens ' Fellated by Bella Emberg'

9. Gary Glitter 'Lipstick on my School Report Card'

10. Peter Sand ' Bring Your Daughter to The Slaughter'

 

The top single of the year is ...

... Hartog wandering around Lovingstones - preying on the dregs.

 

RE: The top single of the year is ...

Go ugly early.