Top 100 Comedians

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  1. Gue

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    On TV Last night. Harry Hill and Jimmy Carr well placed. Won by Billy Connelly.
     
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    Chubby should have won it.
     
  3. Gue

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    Billy Connolly

    Not funny.
     
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    RE: Billy Connolly

    Harry Hill also not funny.
     
  5. Gue

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    Bill Hicks should have won

    Genius
     
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    Jimmy Carr also not funny nt
     
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    Al Reid or Freddy Frinton

    (Y)
     
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    Anyone got the full list?

    I went to bed at 11 - good to see Dan Kitson in there though.
     
  10. Gue

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    Yeah - but which 4 nt
     
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    RE: Yeah - but which 4 nt

    eddie izzard, bill hicks, Chris rock, richard Pryor
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: Anyone got the full list?

    100 - Tim Vine
    99 - Patrick Kielty
    98 - Alan Carr
    97 - Jim Bowen
    96 - Bill Cosby
    95 - Lee Mack
    94 - Ardal O'hanlon
    93 - Rik Mayall
    92 - Paul Merton
    91 - Dick Gregory
    90 - Joe Pasquale
    89 - George Burns
    88 - Ronnie Corbett
    87 - Reg D Hunter
    86 - Bob Newhart
    85 - Harry Enfield
    84 - Demetri Martin
    83 - Tommy Trinder
    82 - Barry Humphries
    81 - Freddie Starr
    80 - Andy Kaufman
    79 - Frank Carson
    78 - Mitch Hedburg
    77 - Chic Murray
    76 - Arthur Smith
    75 - Dave Gorman
    74 - Dave Allen
    73 - Ed Byrne
    72 - Frankie Howerd
    71 - John Thompson
    70 - Jethro
    69 - Russell Brand
    68 - Lee Hurst
    67 - Mike Reid
    66 - Chris Addison
    65 - Rhona Cameron
    64 - Tommy Tiernan
    63 - Alan Davies
    62 - George Carlin
    61 - Phil Jupitus
    60 - Omid Dajilil
    59 - Steve Martin
    58 - Dave Spikey
    57 - Julian Clary
    56 - Roseanne
    55 - Sean Lock
    54 - Emo Phillips
    53 - Tommy Cooper
    52 - Jerry Seinfeld
    51 - Lenny Henry
    50 - Bob Hope
    49 - Graham Norton
    48 - Ken Dodd
    47 - Jackie Mason
    46 - Rob Newman
    45 - Paul O'Grady
    44 - Robin Williams
    43 - Johnny Vegas
    42 - Dara O'Briain
    41 - Stewart Lee
    40 - Sean Hughes
    39 - Jenny Eclair
    38 - Andrew Dice Clay
    37 - Jim Davidson
    36 - Mark Thomas
    35 - Denis Leary
    34 - David Baddiel
    33 - Chubby Brown
    32 - Steven Wright
    31 - Bob Monkhouse
    30 - Lenny Bruce
    29 - Bernard Manning
    28 - Joan Rivers
    27 - Daniel Kitson
    26 - Frank Skinner
    25 - Steve Coogan
    24 - Eddie Murphy
    23 - Lee Evans
    22 - Jo Brand
    21 - Ben Elton
    20 - Jasper Carrott
    19 - Les Dawson
    18 - Alexei Sayle
    17 - Dylan Moran
    16 - Al Murray
    15 - Jerry Sadowitz
    14 - Woody Allen
    13 - Jack Dee
    12 - Jimmy Carr
    11 - Ricky Gervais
    10 - Ross Noble
    9 - Chris Rock
    8 - Victoria Wood
    7 - Bill Bailey
    6 - Bill Hicks
    5 - Harry Hill
    4 - Richard Pryor
    3 - Eddie Izzard
    2 - Peter Kay
    1 - Billy Connolly
     
  13. Gue

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    just about agree with that out of the top 10

    Not seen much of Chris Rock though.
     
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    dave spikey in at 58? thats surely a joke . . .

    because he is fantastic, and Dara O'Briain only at 48!!!! theres something very wrong there im telling ya.</p>
     
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    Mark thomas and rob newman should be higher

    and the best standup i have seen live in the last 2 years is andy Parsons
     
  16. Gue

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    Where's Steven Wright ? nt
     
  17. Gue

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    What!! no Tarby

    or Joe Pascale
     
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    No. 32 you blind **** nt
     
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    RE: Bill Hicks should have won

    Should have been no.1 in my little opinion.

    "By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fecking joke coming - you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fecked and you are fecking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fecking soul. Kill yourself.

    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too. "Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market. He's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that, you fecking evil scumbags."
     
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    Ken Dodd only at 48....

    You get more laughs out of Doddy in 10 minutes than that shower of ***** Izzard, Kay and fecking Billy Connolly could put together in a week.</p>

    Comedians my arse!</p>

    Doddy is King.</p>

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