Top 3 things

I didn't know about prior to reading this BBS.

1. There are folk out there that enjoy Quim Cacking
2. There are some proper mentalist doom mongerers in Barnsley
3. There are some proper mentalist pie in the sky, unrealistic expectationongerers in Barnsley

 

I'd never heard of dry loving before the BBS

 

The age old art of dry loving has been about for ages nt

 

1. I didn't realise there were so many bleeding heart liberals in Barnsley. Truly sickening.</p>



2. I didn't realise so many Barnsley fans hate success and actually DO get a kick out of the club/individual players failing so they can say 'told you so'</p>



3. I didn't realise that there were so many pics around of Lesbians.</p>

 

I've lived a sheltered life

 

1. If you try hard enough, you can arrange to fight someone who's taken umbrage at something you've said online.
2. The tabloids are not the only place where stupid rumours about footballers abound.
3. The bum fun outweighs the chafing.

 

You missed

D.V.D.A.

 

RE: You missed

Not seen that on here. Yet.

 

D.V.D.A.?

I cant keep up with all this technology! VCR, DVD, MP3, MFI, B&amp;Q, now you say DVDA!!</p>

FFS</p>

 

Dry loving was around in Shakespearian time

Merchant of Venice

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry, lend your arris and Dry Bum for Free

 

RE: Dry loving was around in Shakespearian time

It gets 1 or 2 mentions in the Lindisfarne Gospels aswell if memory serves correct.

 

I know that one

Am I right in thinking it involves 5 people?

 

South Park reference

altho:

'Due to physical constraints, both of the bodies of all involved and penis length, it is generally accepted that DVDA is difficult and rarely attempted.'