Top ten thoughts for today - completely politically incorrect but who gives a fly...

Subject: Top 10 thoughts for today



10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial
tax cut saves you 50p?

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:



We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of
cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
DVLA in charge of immigration...