Top tip if you have vegetatians round for dinner

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  1. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Serve them a nice juicy steak or piece of veal

    After all they keep going on about how Tofu or Quorn are so good that you cant tell the difference so they will never know
     
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  3. Gue

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    "Vegetarian haggis"

    Next on the menu is"vegetarian black pudding"
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Its just goes to show

    Its not possible to invent parodies anymore - no matter how absurd a suggestion someone will already have done it for real

    Lets try something really stupid - get every single taxpayer to contribute over £2000 each to bail out a badly managed business - no one would do anything that dumb would they?
     
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    Do you often invite plants over for dinner?

    "Vegetatians"?

    Anyway, it wouldn't work with my mate as he doesn't like the texture...so he doesn't eat any of the vegetarian alternatives to meat.
     
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    The naivety towards vegetarianism is astounding, that is one thing for sure.
     
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    If you go to a vegetarian restaurant, say with some veggie friends etc, can you insist on having a steak or some veal etc, after all they would go absolutely ape sh*t if they went to a normal persons restaurant and there wasn't a veggie option.... :eek: :eek:
     
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    Vegetarian haggis

    isdelicious. Haggis is disgusting. End of.</p>
     
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    Nah!

    It's nice is haggis
     
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    My big fat stupid brother-in -law came round once.

    </p>

    He satstuffing his big fat stupid face withthe sausage rolls the missus gave him and kept telling me how they were the best he'd ever tasted andI didn't know whatI was missing.</p>

    He set himself up so perfectly I almost hadn't the heart to tell him they were Linda McCartney and in fact it was obviously he who didn't know what he was missing. Almost.</p>

    </p>
     
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    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Actually....

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    ... they probably wouldn't.</p>
     
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    Sweeney Todd Windy

    I thought Linda McCartney was cremated
     
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    RE: Sweeney Todd Windy

    .... :D ....thats good....
     
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    Heh heh.

    </p>

    You've just reminded me of something. Two lads at Grimey who played increasingly dirtier tricks on each other. Colly (the lad who fell into the cellar away against Leicester and broke his leg, that Colly) went round to Dougie's house before they went out. Dougie passed him a tin of sausage rolls and said, &quot;Just have one or two, don't eat them all.&quot; Of courseColly duly ate them all and was feeling pretty good about having done so until, later in the evening, when Dougie told him that he'd made them from the smelly old dead cat Colly had thrown on top of his veranda.</p>
     
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    So you think vegetarians aren't normal? And you are!</p>
     
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    A 'tin' of sausage rolls? wtf?

    ****. another collective noun I've not heard of.
     
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    We even do subdivisions at our house.

    </p>

    My daughter once told me there was a pile and two pieces of poo on the lawn.</p>
     
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    RE: We even do subdivisions at our house.

    I laughed at that Don. Thanks.

    The collective noun for my two red setters apparently is a 'thicket'
     
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    RE: We even do subdivisions at our house.

    </p>

    I'm hoping to keep a pup this year to add to my nutcase of shepherds.</p>

    Ooh, that's quite topical.</p>
     
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