</p> If you've been out drinking for ten hours and you come in and pour yourself a glass of red wine and a big stupid dog jumps onto your lap and spills a few drops on the carpet and you go and get some kitchen roll and a glass of water to get the wine out DON'T put he water down next to your wine glass that way you won't pick up the wine by mistake and chuck it on the carpet.</p> Another tip. Keep big stupid alcoholic dogs that way if you chuck a full glass of red wine on your carpet you've got somebodywho'll lick it up.</p>
