Totally non footy post but av got to get this off mi chest

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  1. Veg

    Vegas_tyke New Member

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    what the **** has happened to watchdog on bbc2

    A few year ago i used to enjoy watching nicky campbell kick off at the PR bloke from British airways, and hear about frank from halifax get a gift certificate because his kitkat had no wafer in it.

    But the other day i turned it on, and was surprised to see anne robinson had discovered time travel and she'd brought back 2 pretentious Barstewards with her.

    Reight Reight Reight, av this

    On this episode they were testing Pram(or buggys whatever tha wants to call em) fair enough i thought, were all people, and people have kids. the 1st test was to discover how much shopping you can get on the handles of the pram before it falls, something which that lesbian off thats sports programme that nobody watched said throughout the test you should'nt do and that it says in each pram manual they are not designed for. excellent

    2nd test was how well the pram collapses when getting on a bus, fair enough, people get buses, people have babies. all went well, until 1 lady said that her pram was **** because it was a bit of a ball ache cos she had to hold the baby while collapsing it. well **** me, they dont tell yer that at school, maybe yer should have used that bus fare 9 month ago luv and gone to the abortion clinic, seeing as you find it so stressful holding your own feckin baby.

    by the 3rd test i'd lost hope in all humanity, what they did, and am not shitting yer is attaching the pram, with a doll in it, to a bucking bronco and timed how long the baby staying in for. Now this is when i realised that the producers were obviously on crystal meth. because i dont think they could have taken the test more out of context if they tried.

    "to further test the prams we sent them off to the yorks & lancs regiment in hellmand, the guys liked the sleek look of the babybuggy 3 but were unimpressed with its inability to cope with mortar fire. 2/5"

    Rant over

    Cue yer cant spell, terrible grammar, and dyson tranna mek a smart arse comment

    eerrrmmmmm TIM ROBBINS OUT!!
     
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    barnsley66 Well-Known Member

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    "Now this is when i realised that the producers were obviously on crystal meth"

    Quality post.

    :D
     
  3. Dys

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    Good batch? nt
     
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    Can`t believe you watched it to the end....dedication thats all I can think ....well done....How are you fixed next week, I am painting the front door do you fancy watching it for a couple of hours till it drys.. :D :D :D :D
    [​IMG]
     
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    Post of the year.

    Top, top quality.
     
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    Absolute fecking quality. Just that.

    :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    Chortling.

    Crystal Meth. Love it.

    I must I watched it and thought WTF. Watchdog? I am watching a bloody dog.
     
  8. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    PS

    Why dint tha ever do owt as good as that for your old website?
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    Quality post. :D
     
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    GudjonFan Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like another show has been given a "Brainiac" makeover

    Did they have Richard Hammond testing those "buggies"?
     
  11. DJ Fatty Boy

    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    I've found it on Virgin On Demand from last Thursday

    Gunna watch it now
     
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    This is the direction the BBC is heading

    It started with all those BBC3 programmes where they'd test if say detoxing works by filming two girls for a week, one detoxing, one not, and drawing conclusions from some arbitary tests at the end. That's a test sample of two people. It's not just lazy presenting stuff like this, it's downright irresponsible. How many programmes went down this route? Hundreds.
     
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    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    You were right, what a load of tv licence funded crap nt
     
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    Vegas_tyke New Member

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    RE: You were right, what a load of tv licence funded crap nt

    even i could'nt av mek summat up like that mat

    am sure an robinson dunt age, she just regenerates like the Borg
     

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