Toys R Us - HELP,,,,,...

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  1. Gue

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    does anyone know where i would be able to find the TV commercial theme for the Toys R Us advert, the one they always show at christmas,,, thanks,,,...
     
  2. Gue

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    Shirley not ?

    http://www.commercialbreaksandbeats.co.uk/adv_res.asp?advSearchString=Toys'R'Us&chCompany=yes
     
  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Does it sound like this?

    Toys R Us
    Submitted by Stephen Osman.

    TOYS "R" US (ADVERT)

    There's a magical place
    We're on our way there.
    With toys in their millions
    All under one roof.
    It's called Toys "R" Us!

    Soon after bedtime
    When dark night-time falls
    Geoffrey and helpers
    Stock up on the shelves.
    >From ceiling to floor
    Books, board games and bikes.
    Teddies, puppets and dolls.
    Bats, spaceships and trikes.
    "There's millions!" says Geoffrey
    "All under one roof".
    It's called Toys "R" Us,
    Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.

    http://www.culttelly.co.uk/lyrics/toysrus.html

    I thought there might be a way to get that tune off the site but cant find it,

    This site though advertises emailing the song to you at the top ( the songs are in Alpha order)

    http://www.tellytunes.com/adverts_audio.htm
     
  4. Gue

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    Or ...

    TOTS "R" US (ADVERT)

    There's a magical place
    We're on our way there.
    With kids in their millions
    And my camera's spare.

    It's called Tots "R" Us!

    Soon after bedtime
    When dark night-times there
    Tommy and helpers
    All creep up the stairs.

    From ceiling to floor
    Books, board games for me.
    Teddies, puppets and dolls.
    And the instore DVD's.

    "There's millions!" says Tommy
    "All on my PC".
    It's called Tots "R" Us,
    Tots "R" Us, Tots "R" Us.

    Too far?
     
  5. Gue

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    No its a very imaginative peice, although the people above that dont like the toddler thing

    they'll probably kick of in a class of their own

    i.e "i only made a joke about hanging a dog"
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: Or ...

    You still aren't bothered are you ?
     
  7. Gue

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    ''kick of in a class of their own''

    Have they all been put in the remedial class?
    It was 'Room 9' at our school.
    All the thickies went to Room 9 for lessons, then went speeding up & down the school road on a moped.
    That & 'farm studies'.

    ''What lessons you got today?''
    ''Room 9, then double digging & goat wanking''

    I once saw a well hung dog in Bangkok.
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: ''kick of in a class of their own''

    There was a special building at Wombwell where they did 'mechanics'.
     
  9. Gue

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    Ahhhhh the farm and wanking a pig

    that is what you call dumbing down TV.</p>

    Ive just discovered that drinking carling whilst peeling an onion stops your eyes watering and fancy after all those years of &quot;im not crying im peeling onions&quot; ,now it will be &quot; im not fecking drunk im peeling the fecking onions fecking **** yeah&quot;</p>
     
  10. Gue

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    To be honest ...

    ... I'd rather Jack, than Fleetwood Mac.

    How long until my name, phone number & inside leg measurement are posted?
     
  11. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: To be honest ...

    Depends upon who knows them ? It's your mams address first innit ? That's normal procedure I understand.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: ''kick of in a class of their own''

    It was "rural science" at our place, they basically hit each other with spades and chucked carrots. That and "School Traffic Education Programme (STEP) where they're revved the **** out of a 50cc Honda plonk on the car park.
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: ''kick of in a class of their own''

    We had a 'Social Studies' block that all the Deacmoids frequented.
    We had Biology in there once ... and when we walked in all the Joeys had taken the fish out of the tanks & baked them on the radiators.

    My favourite story is this one.
    I went up to the farm bit to find a PE teacher & this kid was with the chickens.
    The brain dead tw4t was too idle to pick all the chicks up from in the pen - so he scooped them up with a spade.
    Unfortunately - when he set them back down he realised he'd cut all their legs off, so the poor little feckers were rolling about wondering why they couldn't stand up.
    It took him 5 minutes to realise what he'd done.
    Kinell fire.
    It's awful, but still funny.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: ''kick of in a class of their own''

    Sounds very similar to our place.
    They tried to make every set do rural science at Wath ... so we just stayed at my mates house all afternoon instead watching 'The Big Bang' & eating Pot Noodles.

    I know of 3 people from the Joey set in our year who are now serving time.
    I'm not sure what that means - but it sounds interesting.
     
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    'kin 'ell - lad only missed an 'f' out.

    It was horticulture and agriculture at our school. Or CSE digging as we called it.
     
  16. Gue

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    they still have it at our school only its a "mentor session"

    These mentors are aptly named dressed down wiedos off the street that sit around trying to look more depressed tahn the dopes that go in for the sessions.</p>

    The &quot;mentees&quot; just seem to miss every lesson and sit in there though and play with rubber baseball bats, hitting eachother untill they get bored and go for a loving sesh in the toilets (or so ive heard[​IMG])</p>

    Its not racist if i say it like this:</p>

    People that got o the mentors: 95% Foriegn/Asian</p>

                                                5% WHite</p>

    So the Foriegny Asian types are the ones that ae always hiding in the mentors mostly, and maybe the highest group of people dont fit into the school society.</p>
     
  17. Gue

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    Aye.

    It was more of a play on 'class of their own'.
    The spazmoids in Room 9 couldn't sit near each other - up to the point that they ended up dividing the rooms up so they couldn't even see each other.

    I know a bit too much about it, me thinks.
     
  18. Gue

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    RE: ''kick of in a class of their own''

    Mate of mine was nicknamed Loony. He ended up starting a job as a gravedigger, problem being he couldn't measure. Ended up being a foot short on one he'd dug.

    Mourners weren't happy.
     

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