Training pictures....where is obbi Oulare?

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  1. arp

    arpete Well-Known Member

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    Just that. No sign on Obbi Oulare on training pictures or am I mis taken?
     
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    Maybe he's the one taking the pictures. Versatile you see; he knows where the goal is but also has an eye for composition.
     
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    Secret weapon,youll see.
     
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    Not fit enough to have his pic taken yet
     
  5. Red

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    Ok, let's name the 46,000 reasons why he might not be on these photos.

    I'll start.

    He was driving to Oakwell but his car fell in a massive sinkhole and now he's fighting dinosaurs to stay alive, à la Journey to the Center of the Earth.
     
  6. Mr Badger

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    His visa ran out last week.
     
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    Photo shy.
     
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    Obbi has a knack of perfectly lining himself up behind other players when photos are taken making it appear that he's not there but he actually is
     
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    He is a vampire and undetectable via the medium of photography.
     
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    His Mum didn’t sign the release forms to allow sharing on social media
     
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    You might be on to something there , I think Arne Saknussem is the third party interest holding up the sale of the ground and they can’t redevelop the West Stand for fear of upsetting the dinosaurs
     
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    If we can’t see him ghosting into the box, what chance do opposing defenders have??
     
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    He doesn't exist.

    You've never seen him in the same room as Suad Filekovic is all I'm saying.
     
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    his movement is so good the photographer didn't have a shutter speed fast enough to capture him

    or

    he had to nip home cos he left oven on

    or

    he saw some black clouds coming over monk bretton so he'd dashed home to get his washin in
     
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    Having a *** break.
     
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    I saw him in Poundland in Gainsborough. He was buying some garden twine and fake Belgian chocolates in the shape of seas shells.
     
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    As long as he's not at the Pizza Express in Woking, quite frankly I don't guve a damn.
     
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    He didn't get a Visa.
    He got a Mastercard, and he has been giving it some hammer on a five-day shopping spree at Meadowhall and has an appointment at the Ferrari garage in Leeds.
     
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